Random Facts That You Never Knew...

[Isard]

Funny Facts About [Insert Name Here]


- The word 'Kill' was invented by Aihwa. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

- Aihwa does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

- The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Aihwa. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.


- Aihwa does not sleep. He waits.


Poast some.

 

[Fridge Magnet]

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[Marley]

- Along with his black belt, Kyle often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

- When Kyle sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Kyle has not had to pay taxes, ever.

- Kyle doesnt wear a watch, He decides what time it is.

- The word 'Kill' was invented by Kyle. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

- Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Kyle.

- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Kyle.

- Kyle can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

I got carried away.. xD

Nice site.

 

[Hunter of the Glade]

-Nick enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

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Woah, this thing read me wrong or what...

 

[Devourment]

While Aihwa invented the word kill, I invented killing.

 

[Pa'li Makto]

-One time, laura accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep laura out. It failed miserably.

-Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. laura bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers. shock

-laura is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time she tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

-laura can create a rock so heavy that even she can't lift it. And then she lifts it.

 

[Human No More]

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not HNM, because HNM killed that man.

HNM was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

HNM is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

HNM can divide by zero.

HNM played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

HNM doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

HNM can slam revolving doors.

HNM invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

HNM was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, HNM is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "HNM's basement".

HNM once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

James Cameron wanted HNM to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

HNM drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in HNM's kindergarten class.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not HNM.


and of course...
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind HNM in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

...well, only if he's watching Avatar.

 

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

-Matt cannot love, he can only not kill.

-Matt doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

-People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Matt.

-They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Matt killed the cat. Every single one of them.

-When Matt breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

 

[Elyannia]

Elyannia's dog is trained to pick up her own poop because Elyannia will not take **** from anyone. [[hahaha]]

Elyannia sheds her skin twice a year. [[ lol wtf?]]

Guns don't kill people. Elyannia kills People. [[ bahahaha]]

Elyannia once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower. [[ XD]]

Elyannia is not only a noun, but a verb. [[ lol wut?]]

Elyannia doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way. hahah [[Take that XD]]

If you spell Elyannia wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Elyannia?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Elyannia can strangle you with a cordless phone. [[ hahaha]]

Elyannia once finished "The Song that Never Ends".

The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Elyannia is.

The 11th commandment is 'Thou shalt not piss off Elyannia' This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

The First rule of Elyannia is: you do not talk about Elyannia.

Elyannia brushes her teeth with barbed wire.

Elyannia make onions Cry.

 

[Advent]

Lol. I like this thread.

Chuck Norris is actually Sean in disguise.

Sean doesn't need a gun to fire bullets.

The cards don't need to be rigged for Sean to cheat.

Sean doesn't dodge lemons. Lemons dodge Sean.

Sean doesn't need to wake up to go to school.

The word 'Advent' was created by Sean when he was looking for a name. It was so popular, it was given a meaning and put in the dictionary.

 

[Omatikaya Tsamsiyu]

it's 'Eywa' not 'Aiwa'